I love my Crocs

Now, now, everyone on the interwebs, calm down.
I know that Crocs are widely reviled, but those people never wore these things.
They are fucking great, and mine are really cute, a style called Alice.
They are fully rubber, but lightweight, and i could throw them in my dishwasher, if I had one.
They provide more cushion than Birkenstocks, and I haven't noticed any reek yet.
I won't elaborate on the gentle sloughing action that is happening on my heels, but I'm loving it.
We'll see how long it takes for my fat ass to compress the molecules enough to hamper the bounce.
I really want some peacock blue ones, now...